Montana Man's Attempt To Avoid Jury Duty

File this under funny. This is about a Montana man’s attempt to avoid jury duty. Here is what he wrote when responding to his jury summons.

“Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. i cannot take time off from work. i’m not putting my family’s well being at stake to participate in this crap. i don’t believe in our “justice” system and i don’t want to have a goddam thing to do with it. jury duty is a complete waste of time. i would rather count the wrinkles on my dog’s balls than sit on a jury. get it through your thick skulls. leave me the f__k alone!”