A Montana man’s attempt to avoid jury duty that worked!
Below is what he wrote to the court.
“Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. i cannot take time off from work. i’m not putting my family’s well being at stake to participate in this crap. i don’t believe in our “justice” system and i don’t want to have a goddam thing to do with it. jury duty is a complete waste of time. i would rather count the wrinkles on my dog’s balls than sit on a jury. get it through your thick skulls. leave me the f__k alone!”
File this under funny. This is about a Montana man’s attempt to avoid jury duty. Here is what he wrote when responding to his jury summons.
“Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. i cannot take time off from work. i’m not putting my family’s well being at stake to participate in this crap. i don’t believe in our “justice” system and i don’t want to have a goddam thing to do with it. jury duty is a complete waste of time. i would rather count the wrinkles on my dog’s balls than sit on a jury. get it through your thick skulls. leave me the f__k alone!”
Jury Duty stared Pauly Shore and featured the lovely Tia Carrere. It was released in 1995. If you like Pauly Shore then you will love this move. If not, then it’s one to avoid. Watch the trailer and decide for yourself if it’s worth renting.
